Who we are
Our website address is: https://lahey.me.
Comments
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Media
We don’t allow you to upload images.
Cookies
WordPress and our hosting provider, Cloudways, both set cookies. We also use a few plugins that set cookies for statistical tracking and security. No personal information is collected or stored. You can turn off cookies in your browser if you like, but it’s pretty much the same.
Other websites
There are a few external websites listed on our pages. If you visit them, these websites may collect data about you. Their own Privacy and Cookies policies cover them.
Who we share your data with
John has zero apples. How many apples can John give to Sally?
You can’t share what you don’t have!
How long we retain your data
Since we don’t collect your personal data, this is a moot point.
What rights you have over your data
All of the personal data we have collected about you is contained between the following quote marks.
“01010000 01000001 01010010 01000001 01001110 01001111 01001001 01000100”
If it makes you feel better, you may press the shiny red button to delete it!
Where your data is sent
If we collect any data about you, it is stored in the Total Perspective Vortex on Frogstar World B in the Frogstar System.
(Fans of The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy will get this reference.)
A word about Privacy in today’s world
If you are paranoid about the security of your personal information, you need to get rid of your computer, phone, WiFi thermostat, credit cards, driver’s license, and pretty much anything else with a chip, barcode, antenna, plug, battery, solar panel, or internal nuclear reactor!
Perhaps you might consider moving to a deserted island and surfing the waves instead of surfing the Internet. Cowabunga!
Actually, we do take data privacy seriously. On our other blogs, we have invested in lots of security and privacy protection software, even though we don’t really collect data from visitors. This site collects nothing, so we thought we’d have a bit of fun. (I hope that makes you happy Steve!)